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@General_Lucifer
I'd like to bring up the dark subject of 'the pokey bum wank.'
You're having a wank.
You are very, very fizzy.
you have a bit of a self fondle.
It doesn't work.
In the same way that you can't tickle yourself, self fondlage does not satisfy.
You suddenly find your bum hole.
Hello.
But that's dirty, isn't it?
Ooh, yeah.
bit of a tickle, couldn't hurt...
Mmm.
Wanky wanky.
Pokey pokey.
Yah.
Das fühlt gut!
You go knuckle deep.
Sap starts to rise.
Your toes curl like a jester's shoes.
You approach the roundabout.
POKE!
WANK!
EXPLOSION!
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God, I feel dirty.
Please don't tell anyone...
Till the next pokey bum wank.