Rules on Mullets?

don't forget, long at the back and bald on top is known as a Bullet (pronounced like mullet but with a b) an overly coiffured wavy mullet is called a Moulet (pronounce Moo-Lay)

And if you set light to someone's mullet with petrol (or similar) it's called a Mullet-Off-Cocktail

mine's a moulet