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Graham. The small matter of £45 million will not stop them claiming benefit. It will just mean that they will leave Liverpool. And who could blame them?

Mind you, they could use it as a down payment on Everton....

You might have all the money in the world but you're still a manufactured club. Not a proper club really, more like an 'X-Factor' club

Mind you, Abramovich was nearly going to buy Spurs*

*Shudders. They'd be a MUCH bigger club than what Chelsea are now, globally atleast