Object, the problem with all your angst ridden posts proclaiming odium and contempt towards all other road and internet users is that they belie the simple fact that you are a rather pleasant and very decent chap.
Clive, the problem with all your kindness-soaked posts proclaiming love and affection towards all other road and Internet users is that they belie the simple fact that you ...
Clive, the problem with all your kindness-soaked posts proclaiming love and affection towards all other road and Internet users is that they belie the simple fact that you ...
Oh, forget it. ;P