In the category of Best Local Bike Shop

Only one beer? Jimbilly promised me two, and to fiddle with my chain line for free. you should re-negotiate your terms, 'cos you only get one vote, you know.

No, Mark doesn't say how many, just 'beer'. That said, if Jimbilly said 'beer', he probably meant cider, anyway. You've all been had. Tramps.