Postponed! - Pirate Ride

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) Cap'n Joe Sparrow

Timeing FAIL

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) Cap'n Joe Sparrow

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
12) Balkbeard the Pirate

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!

ok we should also establish some basic Pirate ground rules

• Only rum OR Guiness can be consumed
  
• When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum
  
• ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
  
• Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy
  
• A pirate may never wear another man's clothing, unless he first kills that man.
  
• Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute
  

    1) Velocio.

2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib

so is Arooogaaaargggh attending?

i fucking shaved off my beard today, goddamit

i left a little charlie chaplin tache and it has really ruffled my colleagues feathers - they seem to think i look like another famous historical figure, but he was not quite so funny

ok we should also establish some basic Pirate ground rules

• Only rum OR Guiness can be consumed
  
• When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum
  
• ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
  
• Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy
  
• A pirate may never wear another man's clothing, unless he first kills that man.
  
• Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute
  
  

Pip the cabin boy

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive

Roger the cabin boy

;)

I don't mean to be a killjoy but I do think that a Pirate Ride at this particular time, is very insensitive. While we might hold romantic notions of seventeenth century pirates, the reality of modern pirates is all too apparent today.

I'm in.

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn

Pirates [in some our heads]
http://www.oldmovies.net.au/images/pirates31.jpg

Pirates in reality

but I have spotted a number of forum members with this sunglass/hair combination.

Oh I am so coming as a Somali pirate!

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum

Pirates in reality

but I have spotted a number of forum members with this sunglass/hair combination.

The walkie talkie is a clear indication that pirates are, in reality, fakengers. Where is his Chrome bag?

Mr O

you are on terrific form today, 2 LOL's on one thread

I love you

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat

Can fit out my beater with the LHT's rum holster. win.

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
22) Badtmy and his salty Sea Monster

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
22) Badtmy and his salty Sea Monster
23) photoben

Gotta swing by the Captain Kidd, Tobbaco Dock and maybe Museum Of Docklands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XIIO-fyUEw

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
22) Badtmy and his salty Sea Monster
23) photoben
24) shiver me carthy

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
22) Badtmy and his salty Sea Monster
23) photoben
24) shiver me carthy
25) jiggy me james

1) Velocio.
2) Capt Cleft wild she-dog of the deep
3) Capt Soulbeard*
4) Rear Admiral damo
5) wools
6) Oliver Schick
7) Deep, deep, Dovvles
8) One eyed Greasy
9) ARRGGHbrows
10) Long Joe Teenslain
11) HaHiHuHeHo! Where's me Rum?
12) Cap'n Joe Sparrow
13) Balkbeard the Pirate
14) Cap'n Jam Donut!
15) velib
16) skive
17) cliveo
18) 1st Mate Sweaty Ring
19) DeepBlueSeaQuinn
20) NurseHollidayOnTheOceanWithLotsOfRum
21) Edmundrowrowrowyourboat
22) Badtmy and his salty Sea Monster
23) photoben
24) shiver me carthy
25) jiggy me james
26) not-quite-so-funny-extremely-violent-modern-day-somalian-pirate teddy