Postponed! - Pirate Ride

ok we should also establish some basic Pirate ground rules

• Only rum OR Guiness can be consumed
  
• When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum
  
• ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
  
• Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy
  
• A pirate may never wear another man's clothing, unless he first kills that man.
  
• Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute