Dr Chan is LOL cat (repost)

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

• Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
  
• Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
  
• At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
  
• An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
  
• An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!
  
• An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
  
• An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
  
• An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
  
• An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
  
• An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.