Stolen: Mercier (black bike, wheel stolen today, london fields)

...so i was cycling along the road between london fields and broadway and i see these two minky pricks with their backs to the public so i pay a little more attention to only see them undoing the back wheel off of a black mercier frame that had white decals and drop bars with white grip tape if my memory serves me correct...

i didn't really know what to do, they looked like the type that would have happily started some trouble in public so i didn't want to get "merk'd blud" and i didn't have my phone sadly otherwise i would have called the police straight up!

i did however, follow the pair of cunts back to where i think they must live, they went into this estate not far from london fields and i can remember slightly what they look like so if this was your bike and you want to claim to the police or what not, i can give a description, sorry i didn't stop them in the first place.

thanks.

Remind me never to move to Hackney. Fuck me, every single time.....

Come on Cuppa, shoulda dished out a Glesga kiss!
In reality its a tough call when you see something like this happening, i was driving in the car today and saw a guy and girl arguing on the pavement and it looked like he was getting a bit physical. I thought about stopping but a) It was broad daylight in a busy suburban area so is he really gonna risk smacking her about b) i didn't want stabbed - it wasn't the most celubrious are and c)it was pissing wet and i dint really wanna get out the car.

Salubrious

my bad

best thing to do in those situations i think is photo/film the fuckers.

had my bike locked right there at a party and the cunts stole my cranks, bottom bracket and chain. i kid u fucking not

its shit, how two folk can so simply walk up, steel a wheel and then walk off.

i wish i had a phone and could have got the police on the case, i followed them but didn't want to get too close incase they turned back, i was really angry even though it wasn't my bike.

the cunts stole my cranks, bottom bracket and chain. i kid u fucking not

what. the. fuck?

That's some tooled up thieves right there

yup. maybe a tooth will snap and they'll flip under a keltbray, otherwise keep your eyes peeled for pink nylon toe straps, i'll id the rest...

Bullets are only 10cents but still too good for wankers that go on the rob for cycle stuff that will be sold in the nearest pub

Sometimes it's part of a plot to see what the owner does. If he doesn't take the remains they return tooled up and take everything. If the owner half carries it they win less but still have a wheel to sell.

I'd happily pay 10 cents (6p?) a bullet.

i should have stood next to them, pulled my trousers down and shouted rape... im sure they would have left the wheel then?

Bullets are only 10cents but still too good for wankers that go on the rob for cycle stuff that will be sold in the nearest pub

I'd happily pay 10 cents (6p?) a bullet.

Have you kids been watching too much MTV? This is London, my friends.

i should have stood next to them, pulled my trousers down and shouted rape... im sure they would have left the wheel then?

They've probably been in jail already, so all they'd experience is nostalgia. Anyway, isn't it the victim that is meant to shout "rape"?

Have you kids been watching too much MTV? This is London, my friends.

I know, but I've got quite a lot of nickels/dimes/quarters lying around from my last trip over the pond. With the credit crunch apocalypse, ammunition sounds like a savvy investment.

i should have stood next to them, pulled my trousers down and shouted rape... im sure they would have left the wheel then?

yes they would have left the wheel....then raped you :/

THIS is my bike!!
my wheel!!! what can i do?

...so i was cycling along the road between london fields and broadway and i see these two minky pricks with their backs to the public so i pay a little more attention to only see them undoing the back wheel off of a black mercier frame that had white decals and drop bars with white grip tape if my memory serves me correct...

i didn't really know what to do, they looked like the type that would have happily started some trouble in public so i didn't want to get "merk'd blud" and i didn't have my phone sadly otherwise i would have called the police straight up!

i did however, follow the pair of cunts back to where i think they must live, they went into this estate not far from london fields and i can remember slightly what they look like so if this was your bike and you want to claim to the police or what not, i can give a description, sorry i didn't stop them in the first place.

thanks.

yes please please gimme the info, and i'll call the cops! those fuckers!!!

Guys - google this number 07534264696 this twat is selling lots of bikes on gumtree under various names

Guys - google this number 07534264696 this twat is selling lots of bikes on gumtree under various names

But he has the receipts for them all!

By any chance were the pair of cunts a lanky white guy accompanied with a tubby scruffy looking black guy? Dean Diamond?

my bike was last spotted about that area

I did just google the number and this came up:
Trek 7100 Ladies Hybrid bike Not Stolen not specialized, ridgeback ,marin , giant, scott (£100)

genius. Well I guess we've got him all wrong