Sometimes I miss my former bike ignorance

I had the opposite... Cruising along with g/f and her Pashley, so it's at a really leisurely pace. A bike passes us and a moment later she says:

"God did you see her bottom?"
"Huh?"
"She was HOT!"
"Who was?"
"The girl who just passed us. Her figure was amazing."
"Which girl?"
"You were looking right at her!"
"Was she on a red men's road bike with a really flash looking purple anodized groupset..?"
"I didn't see what she was riding, I was too busy looking at her backside!"
"Ah. I didn't see her, I was checking out the bike..."

It's officially - I am now "velosexual". It's just so sad...

HAHAHA

My girlfriends all shake their head when one passes... Im now a bikeperv.

I get txts from them saying, " heard someone say 'fixie..' i thought of you"

They make fun of me by pointing out MNT bikes just to see me go "where where?!?! ahhhhhhh... you suck"

I love them