South London Bike Polo (Tues/Thurs/Sun) - Newington gardens SE1 / Agnes Riley gardens SW12

No. No-one would claim that London's best lefty, Aidan, is a dirty player. Admittedly, this could be because his team has a very effective enforcer who handles the mucky business of 'sorting' the opposition out with aplomb, which means that Aidan just has to take care of dribbling and scoring.

Have to admit having been on the receiving end, dt’s defence is majestic and effortless. He is in around and out with ball, wallet and a few of your rear spokes while your still lining up your shot