Target pavement cyclists, say MPs

Aye. I got knocked off the other week by some guy who had been trying his heart out to overtake me for ages, on his massive heavy bike, and who ended up losing control by dint of his own rubbishness. I hate being co-opted against my will into someone else's self-esteem problem. I mean, how small do penises get, anyway?

Truisms do tend to be true, you know. That's kind of their 'thing'.

Ask Balki.