Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Two little things:
1) That bike doesn't look that bad, certainly not in the compared to all of those shitty conversions, some of which end up in the porn thread because they have been nicely colour co-ordinated

2) Like Intense, FOES can never be antiporn.

I'll admitt it. My first thought was 'thats quite nice'. Then I noticed that it had no brakes and slicks. That frame looks like it wants to go places those tyres and the lack of brakes cant take it.