Any question answered...

i would love to do it. i shall, through the medium of my red pen, instruct your pupils in the ways of righteousness.

i have of late, wherefore i know not, lost all my mirth.

you are a scholar and a gentleman.

and your momma too and your daddy?

Hows the British Library today?

Or rather 'stick' you, as I think the charming Daphne and Celeste had it. Which I suspect might be rude. I'm going after lunch. Though I will probably just sit in the cafe like usual :o