• I'm not racist.
    Some of my best friends are illegal immigrants.
    I occasionally buy a copy of Asian Babes.
    I've bought over priced wine and scratch cards in their shops, sometimes.
    I used to watch Floella Benjamin on telly, just before John Craven's Newsround.
    I used to go out with a girl who had a black boyfriend. I dumped her, but that's beside the point.
    No, i'm not racist, but I just think white people should get first refusal on jobs, houses, food queues, bus seats, our women, parking spaces, lottery wins and fresh air.
    After that, THEY can help themselves.

    Be honest now. Who would YOU rather live next door to?

    This nice young man,

    Or this shifty fellow?

    I know which I prefer!

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