Generally speaking, it's so I can spout puerile pseudo-philosophical sexist shit about ribena to racist, homophobic apple-pie fans that drive lamborghinis into white vans while alcoholics on light blue skiddie fixers whizz idly by.
Generally speaking.
And also so I could get an avatar of my face in various stages of a shave on LFGSS.
Generally speaking, it's so I can spout puerile pseudo-philosophical sexist shit about ribena to racist, homophobic apple-pie fans that drive lamborghinis into white vans while alcoholics on light blue skiddie fixers whizz idly by.
Generally speaking.
And also so I could get an avatar of my face in various stages of a shave on LFGSS.