Heartless paintjob - powerful paintstrippers?

So i got a free frame, i don't know what it is, but it is need of some serious love. I'm going to put it together as a big ugly winter bike for knocking cars off the icey roads. At the moment it's covered in layers of what appears to be:
Thick house varnish
Thick house paint (worst on all the joints) - (Its heartdbreaking to see)
Possibily a layer of repainted bike paint
Finally the original paintjob.

What is the best way to get aaaalll of these off in one?

Bare metal would be a dream to see.

Shot blasting.

Cheers for the advice!

Is this an expensive process?

Cheers

Not really, £20ish

Armourtex.

Might have over used cheers just then,

cheers

or nitromors and a wire brush if you want to do it yourself for a fiver or so

I was in a similar situation and Nitromors got pretty much all of it off. Just had to go round the joints with a dremel to get the last of the weird undercoat he'd put on it.

Yeah, i've heard alot of good stuff about nitromors, is it generally accepted as being the don?

it wont be as good as shot/bead blasting

It's good, just hard work and potentially painful

don't get it in your eye

or touch your cock

I heard if you get it in your eyes you get the super power to strip off anything you want with your mind?

or touch your cock

or my cock

eeeew!

I've both Nitromors'd a frame and sent one for blasting- trust me when I say that the blasting option is better.

so are we talking cock blasting then?

Bathtub + Nitromors (About 20 Litres) = Beautiful Frame and no bathtub

Worth it