West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

I feel fine.

I don't think anyone has ever said something along those lines after Wests for quite some time now, shame on you, shaaaaaame.

My Cousin Vinney was on when I got home.

Had WAY too much honey and mustard dressing on my salad when I got home.

Used half a jar of mayonnaise in my tuna when I got home.

Took 3 attempts to get my bike up the stairs when I got home.

Pissed at DJ for promising me he'd be leading me back to somewhere I'd recognise to get home, but just took me round the corner and shouted 'GO LEFT' as he turned right and fucked off into the cloak of the night, when I erm, got home.

FFS man, you wait until i'm not at a Wests to show up?! Something you're trying to tell me here? =P