Popcorn

Dont get me wrong, but so far the only post that have had me glued to the screen (pardon my french) have been Lucifers Repro-man posts. That shit is The Shit.
IMO, popcorn in its best sense. Sit back, read and have some tea and then have some of it in the wrong pipe because Youre cracking up with laughter.
What - you mean that the subversion of your username into a r*de word, and in such a sophisticated and artful manner, wasn't enough to keep your rivetted?

I'm shocked.