• 100000billion at least.

    I'm on my pissaround bike though. so my top speed is limited by its hipster potential:

    where q= quotient of hipsters likely to be seen on ride home
    d= distance
    v= speed
    x= number of traffic lights or crossroads
    p= posing opportunities
    t=time
    h=hipster potential

    v= ((d - p - x)/ h) / tq

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