I'm on my pissaround bike though. so my top speed is limited by its hipster potential:
where q= quotient of hipsters likely to be seen on ride home
d= distance
v= speed
x= number of traffic lights or crossroads
p= posing opportunities
t=time
h=hipster potential
100000billion at least.
I'm on my pissaround bike though. so my top speed is limited by its hipster potential:
where q= quotient of hipsters likely to be seen on ride home
d= distance
v= speed
x= number of traffic lights or crossroads
p= posing opportunities
t=time
h=hipster potential
v= ((d - p - x)/ h) / tq