Epic fail

I walked the dog through the park on the edge of my delightful home town of wellingborough this evening.

As I passed a small copse I heard a baby crying. I couldn't see anyone so I had a look. On the ground totally undisguised was a couple in their mid teens banging like a shithouse door in a gale.

The crying was comin from the pushchair right next to them.

Humanity fail?

I thought you said you walked past a small corpse...