1001 things the Universe could do without...

1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags

1. Peter Andre
   
2. Jordan
   
3. Jodie Marsh
   7 gok wan - Go Wank
   
4. Middle America
   
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
   
6. arrogant know it alls
   
7. working for the man
   
8. Street Ware
   
9. essex girls with orange faces
   
10. Air conditioning
    
11. Punctures
    
12. James fucking Corden
    
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
    20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    
16. clovei
    
17. Spiders
    
18. Religion
    
19. Glenn Beck
    
20. Bill O'Reilly
    
21. edscoble being cynical.
    
22. Homophobics
    
23. Homophobophobics
    
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    
26. Liars
    
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    
31. PCSO's
    
32. Mika
    
33. Kanye West
    
34. Working late.
    
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    
36. laryngitis
    
37. James Martin
    
38. The human race
    
39. Coriander
    
40. Estate Agents
    
41. Boris Cameron
    
42. Chris Martin
    
43. Blu Ray
    
44. The Queen Mother
    
45. Crocs
    
46. Lilly Allen
    
47. Keane
    
48. Suits
    
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    
51. Pistanator
    
52. Umbrellas
    
53. Forum bitch fights
    
54. Starfucks™
    
55. Strictly come dancing
    
56. Sloanies
    
57. Sarah Beeny
    
58. Religion
    
59. Barry bethel
    
60. Cillit Bang
    
61. Cilla Black
    
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
    
63. Atheism
    
64. Green Peace
    
65. Catholics
    
66. Proddies
    
67. Pantheism
    
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
    
69. Theme pubs
    
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
    
71. Blackberry's
    
72. Windows Mobile
    
73. Hot Chip
    
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
    
75. Comeback tours
    
76. Big bore exhausts
    
77. Pantheist Jokes
    
78. Politicians
    
79. Tories
    
80. Liberals
    
81. Fascists
    
82. Stalinists
    
83. Trotskyites
    
84. Maoists
    
85. Princess Anne
    
86. Prince Charles
    
87. Royalists
    
88. The Queen
    
89. David Cameron
    
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
    
91. The SNP
    
92. Liverpool
    
93. Liverpool FC
    
94. Tottenham Hotspur
    
95. Arsenal
    
96. Leeds United
    101 The North of England
    102 The South of England
    103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
    
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
    
98. Mun Utd
    
99. Fulham
    
100. American "Football"
     
101. Aston Villa
     
102. Most of Hackney
     
103. Cotton shopping bags
     
104. The music of The Fratellis
     
105. the word 'chav'
     
106. Nintendo Wee
     
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
     
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
     
109. Tottenham
     
110. Dogs
     
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
     
112. Gaming consoles
     
113. Racism
     
114. Fascism
     

1. Steven Gerrard