1001 things the Universe could do without...

1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags

1. Peter Andre
   
2. Jordan
   
3. Jodie Marsh
   7 gok wan - Go Wank
   
4. Middle America
   
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
   
6. arrogant know it alls
   
7. working for the man
   
8. Street Ware
   
9. essex girls with orange faces
   
10. Air conditioning
    
11. Punctures
    
12. James fucking Corden
    
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
    20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    
16. clovei
    
17. Spiders
    
18. Religion
    
19. Glenn Beck
    
20. Bill O'Reilly
    
21. edscoble being cynical.
    
22. Homophobics
    
23. Homophobophobics
    
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    
26. Liars
    
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    
31. PCSO's
    
32. Mika
    
33. Kanye West
    
34. Working late.
    
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    
36. laryngitis
    
37. James Martin
    
38. The human race
    
39. Coriander
    
40. Estate Agents
    
41. Boris Cameron
    
42. Chris Martin
    
43. Blu Ray
    
44. The Queen Mother
    
45. Crocs
    
46. Lilly Allen
    
47. Keane
    
48. Suits
    
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    
51. Pistanator
    
52. Umbrellas
    
53. Forum bitch fights
    
54. Starfucks™