I hate

Yes

"heaters", ha.

Couldn't resist... ;]

I want steak and a Tab Clear™. Thanks everyone.

Yes

"Can I get a tab?"

I want steak and a Tab Clear™. Thanks everyone.

I just had steak.

Some days it gets very weird in this forum...

Pink ladies are genetic mutants bred for their sugar contant.

sheds unfunny overly antagonistic persona

Actually i think that's true. I'll look it up.

I can't find any facts to back that wild claim up. They're just a cross between a Golden Delicious and something else.

I was at one of oh so many weddings earlier this summer, my girlfriend's cousin was getting married to... a female woman presumably, I can't remember. His surname is Bramley. The father of the bride was making some rambling speech with all of these crap apple metaphors in it, "The apple of my eye... married a Bramley... may they one day make some little Golden Delicious's of their own" my girlfriend turned to me and rolled her eyes in disgust. I shrugged and whispered "at least he didn't say "Cox"". At which she loudly spat champagne. Everyone looked round and I had to help her out of the room (luckily we were by the door) pretending that she was choking on something. It was one of my proudest moments (she doesn't normally think i'm very funny).

Just wasted half an hour reading this bollox. But the usual suspects and hatred between some members makes me think that Pistinator just posts for the sake of it and to wind people up. Which leads me to this question.

Will the internet end when LdnGrrl has posted more threads than Donut!

Me - 40
her - 23

Think we'll be ok for about another week, then we'll have to find something else to do.

i'm drinking squash right now- lemon barley water.
so go soak your heads

also apples= win (esp american red ones, though i'm not sure about the ethics of buying them seeing as they have to be flown over. i'm also partial to braeburns. pink ladys can go and fucking marry the panther for all i care, they're shit, terrible texture- no crunch.)
oranges=3/4 win
bananas=7/8 win
pears= 0 win
strawberries= 5/7 win
mango= win
kiwi fruit= mega win

fruit boxes delivered to door= super monster win.

fuck figs.

Can't believe your pear score, Henry... Epic fruit appreciation failure...

pears are spectacular - so versatile! a superior fruit.

Nashi.

End.

I will say however that this talk of fruit is sadly lacking papple.

fuck you balki with your simultaneous posting

I will say however that this talk of fruit is sadly lacking papple.

NURSE! I think he's having a stroke!

The trick with pears is catchy them at the right moment, ripeness-wise.

but they're just shit.
they're a bit like soggy apples.
the kind you find when you leave one for a while, and then come back to it.
all gooey and eww.
Like god's boogers.

I used to have Ribena and Lemonade at my Nan's house when I was a kid, fuck, that would be well over 20 years ago.

I hate Ribena, it makes me feel old

but they're just shit.
they're a bit like soggy apples.
the kind you find when you leave one for a while, and then come back to it.
all gooey and eww.
Like god's boogers.

YouTube - Eddie Izzard - Fruit

I grew up with a big pear tree in the garden. Pears are super good, except when they start to rot and you get swarmed by drunk wasps.

Can't believe your pear score, Henry... Epic fruit appreciation failure...

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OMG.

LFGSS is bonkers.

The trick with pears is catchy them at the right moment, ripeness-wise.

Spot on, you can't beat a firm conference pear in my opinion. I fucking hate them when they go soft though. Contrary bastard that I am.

I hate eating bananas in public. People stare at you. Plus, with an apple you can eat the whole thing.

that's penis envy. Freud was right.