I hate

Fuck you! Apples are just as good, if not BETTER than bananas. Don't get me wrong bananas have their place but I had a braeburn earlier today and it was so juicy I had to get a napkin. A NAPKIN.

In your face bananatwat.

no offence like.

I'll concede a pink lady. And I fucking love apple pies and tarts but I simply refuse to recognise the validity of eating a raw apple. They make my ribena damaged teeth feel funny.