• Soulless boss has just asked grieving colleague if he watched Jamie Oliver last night:

    Colleague - "I started watching it, but I can't really remember what happened. My mind kind of wandered..."

    Soulless Boss - "Yeah, that happens when bad stuff happens. It was like that for me when they told me I had diabetes."

    Everything in his life is equatable to his fucking diabetes.

    Whoa! Them two planes just flew into that building!
    I know how they feel. I've got diabetes.

    Poor baby P!
    He's got it lucky. I've got diabetes.

    See the footy last night?
    No. I've got diabetes.

    Jesus.

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