For Sale: 5 magnificent frames

I'm sorry to hear that your Nigerian beneficiary has died. Lest he had been a "benefactor" could I understand why it is that you say its your lucky day.

I'm also highly pleased about the extra inch, I guess that makes it a 100% improvement. I hope that one isn't too challenging for you to calculate.

Very good, i like that

Attempt to be chirpy and cool = FAILED
Attempt to increase post count = SUCCESSFUL

but then [faceplant] still i find it sweet you still use the term "cool"

I have figured out the maths quiz, any chance i can get in on this business venture; this stinks of success