Seeing as you have not mentioned your finances I will assume you do not have any restrictions so...
Move out of the flat and get a 3 bed house with a double garage, keep the bikes in the garage, put the GF in one room, move your concubine into another room and then fill another room with animal porn, TV's and an Xbox gaming chair.
Seeing as you have not mentioned your finances I will assume you do not have any restrictions so...
Move out of the flat and get a 3 bed house with a double garage, keep the bikes in the garage, put the GF in one room, move your concubine into another room and then fill another room with animal porn, TV's and an Xbox gaming chair.
That's what Hippy would do.