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  • Hmm. Massive anti for me.

  • I'm not generally the biggest fan of carbon bikes but if you're going to do it...

    This was nicked from the owner and just turned up on Ebay this morning! Anyone a member on Weight Weenies who can PM the owner?

  • Ebay link Ste?

  • Fuck the dog!!!! ACE!

    ]

    :-)

    Is that Giz, then KK's old frame - who built it up? Good work, but i think a Brooks always looks out of place on a modern build

  • Nothing wrong with a bit of gold

    Wow those gold Paul cranks are absolutely gorgeous...
    ...but they look bloody horrendous on a bike....
    ...but they're cranks. What the feck else are you going to do with them?...
    ...my head hurts... :(

  • Is that Giz, then KK's old frame - who built it up? Good work, but i think a Brooks always looks out of place on a modern build

    With you on that, needs a stealth carbon saddle or something instead. However, I bet that's fuckin' awesome to ride!

    What's with the grips on tops of the drops, I know what they're for but it looks like someones just stretched an inner tube over them?

  • Puke on shit, then smear it on cock.

    Brilliant!

  • Poetry Ed! Could have been penned by Wordsworth himself!

  • that vanilla is absolutely perfect. My fucking god. That truly is pRon. Love. Want. Can't have.

  • Fuck the dog!!!! ACE!

    Personally, I'd cover up/take off the Bianchi DT decals. Not a massive fan off the alu sidewalls on HED3 clinchers either but still....superb build

    :-)

    almost there I recon, but i think it looks a little retarded with that seatpost and brooks, get an aero seatpost on there with a sleek and sexy saddle and it would be awesome.

  • lugged frame + Ahead = not porn

  • Dario Pegoretti only builds porn

  • Anything made by Dario Pegoretti that hasn't got a paint scheme that looks like dogs vomit = porn.

  • Then puts an AHead fork on there and green saddle. Green leather! Green. Never in the history of the world should leather ever be green. Or blue. Red's pretty fucking horrible too. Purple ... Shudder

    OK so basically leather can only *ever *be black, brown, tan or oxblood. There. I've laid my prejudices on the table.

  • OK so basically leather can only *ever *be black, brown, tan or oxblood. There. I've laid my prejudices on the table.

    I couldn't agree more.

  • Dribble

  • lugged frame + Ahead = not porn

    Not necessary;

  • Fuck the dog!!!! ACE!


    Personally, I'd cover up/take off the Bianchi DT decals. Not a massive fan off the alu sidewalls on HED3 clinchers either but still....superb build

    :-)

    hmmm.... disaster.

    knogs on the fork? the grips? the seat? i mean i don't care about bad bikes, or even ugly bikes, or anything, i'm a cycling nihilist really. but this makes me cringe.

  • lugged frame + Ahead = not porn

    now that is just crazy.

    eh.. I'f i'm going to be annoyed by knogs on a fork, i guess i'll admit there's an element of truth to that.

  • from the stolen carbon bike ebay listing:

    "colnago racer bike carbon fiber frame and wheals

    hear i have a colnago racer its fully carbon fiber frame it has carbon fiber wheals in excellent condition don't know much about it as selling for a mate grab your self a barging will send only happy bidding"

    comedy porn.

  • Not necessary;

    In fact, if you want those kind of stem, 14 Bike Co do them now, even in lug, let me grab a picture.

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