Black men can't swim

Hm?

It was an illiteration fail.

Wot you said.

Was he black?

The guy I was talking to? No. Which makes it worse I think.

Hm?

It was an illiteration fail.

alliteration?

*checks

Eddie the Eagle.
Eric the Eel
Dave the Dog
Sam the Squirrel
Bob the Badger
Lionel the Lion

This is so much fun..

we can't forget 'steven the slug', the australian speed skater (or slow skater: see what i did there?)

YouTube - Speed Skating 1,000 Meters - Steven Bradbury 2002 Olympics

i'm white and I CAN swim

proof if proof is needed

we can't forget 'steven the slug', the australian speed skater (or slow skater: see what i did there?)
YouTube - Speed Skating 1,000 Meters - Steven Bradbury 2002 Olympics

He's famous. You can now do a "bradbury" which is to win because everyone else has crashed/abandoned/etc.

Anyway, he still made it to the Olympics and won. It was apparently a tactical decision to sit back and wait, since he knew he had no chance of out-skating them. If those other fuckers, who were born on the ice, can't skate that's their loss.

Aussie aussie aussie!

Hippy the cunt

Get it right.. did you not see a pattern?

Pistanator the prick

See?

anyway I can swim and I'm black.

must be all the guiness you drank

anyway I can swim and I'm black.

must be all the guiness you drank

Proof if any was needed that the the pale cream head of Guinness, can have an effect on a person's colouring, and indeed, their thinking.
PJS, if you're black, then I'm slim, and I feel all the better for it. ;)