The god of commuting punished me today!

Good for you, cycling to work is for uptight, paranoid, middle-class tories who pretend to be socialists. Cycling is a sport, FFS not a serious mode of transport, be a man.

I have to confess to being a little concerned about the syntax and punctuation of the statements above.

I cycle to work. I am middle class. By some definitions, everyone on here, apart from WiganWill, is middle class. I hope I am not a Tory. I don't pretend to be a socialist.

Cycling is many things; exercise, sport, transport, recreation and more.