Channel 4 Documentary - Bike Theft

Some cunt stole my nice Hardtail from my shed, crow barred the door to get in.

Wanted the egg beaters for my new bike... fuckers

And they were hooded 16 year olds that say innit alot..

Like I said, it's the Jews and the Christians.

The eggbeater™ is used in several Judeo-Christian ceremonies.

It is said to represent the one of God's several magic cocks.