I just got paced up a 25% climb...

sounds like a lamb-orghini was involved

I did a lol

I've done that one already, you fat cunt.

I don't read pun threads.

baa baa black sheep..

racist.

Wrong thread.

Does that have a Knitto stem?

Lambasted by livestock and forumengers...

Bugger. Waaaaaay too late....

You mutton let it bother you.

^^^That is f*cking offal^^^

or it was Ewe-sain Bolt

Thats got to be my favorite pun of the week!

Only cos hardly anyone on here knows about 'The Eagle of Toledo' :/

I had a Toledo knife.

It was a knife though, not an Eagle.

I beat him too and my name isn't as funny.*

*possible not actually really true, perhaps.

Have you done baahamonte?

Probably.

I'm always out-punned.

That's what I was going on about. Not exactly inspired, but at least it's the right fucking sport.

I figured. Oh well. Next time.

I guess woolen polka dot jersey gags have been done too.. always too late to the party I am.

No-one's done anything with 'lanolin' yet...

You could wipe your arse with a sheep and use the lanolin for saddle sores to help with your riding.

Maybe I'm allergic to lanolin? You didn't think of that, did you?

Could you be any more insensitive, Tommy? A lack of sensitivity isn't the only cure for a lanolin allergy, you know.

Fuck it. Just realised that I'm double booked for a week on Sunday. And watching the hill climb is the one I'm going to have to pass on.

I was planning on running alongside you with a couple of inflatable sheep too.

Good luck, Scarlett. 'Enjoy' it. That goes to all others racing too (illy, you doing it again?)

PS Sorry, no shit sheep puns.

It was a wolf

I did a lol

clean that up before mother comes in.

Wrong thread.

Does that have a Knitto stem?

There should be a prize for that post.