I just got paced up a 25% climb...

… by a fucking sheep.

I went to experiment on Yorks Hill with gears (the less said about that the better), and three sheep tumbled down a steep bank in front of me about 30 seconds into the climb.

Two managed to scramble up the opposite side of the road, but one floundered for a bit, before sizing me up and estimating my pace, and then setting off up the steep gradient in front of me.

The whole situation felt a little ignominous, and to make matters worse, this sheep was fucking toying with me. It kept stopping and looking back at me with disdain, weighing up another attempt at scrambling up a bank to the side, before pushing on up the road, all the way to the top.

So there you have it. I'm slower than a sheep. My self-esteem is in tatters.

You must be feeling pretty _________

baaaad? ^

Sure you didn't wanna sheep that to yourself mate?

So you got bleaten by a sheep?

baaaad? ^

sheepish

You need to HTFU.

That's Hoof The Fuck Up BTW.

Ewe could've made up something to make yourself look better, pull the wool over our eyes.

sheepish

Also good.

poor ewe

Oh ewe poor thing.

bugger :)

You should've rammed it from behind.

Ewe suck.

Oh wait, someone already made that one...

;)

The lambasting begins

I think you got fleeced. . .

I think you got fleeced. . .

He was probably in sheared disbelief.

In my defence, it wasn't any old sheep. It was Federico Baaaaaahamontes.

or it was Ewe-sain Bolt

One day this wool make a great yarn for your grand kids.

or it was Ewe-sain Bolt

racist

I bet he's lambenting sharing this now.

One day this wool make a great yarn for your grand kids.

Kids are goats, not sheep.

Pun fail!

;)

You're also slower than me*.. you should give up this hill climbing malarky..

*not true but for one magical time I shall never forget

You're also slower than me*.. you should give up this hill climbing malarky..

*not true but for one magical time I shall never let any of you forget

Fixed.