White van driving wanker

I can't be fucked with it all

Apart from a bit of scratching(on my newly stripped/polished frame) on the DT and leftside of the fork the bike's fine(I'll have a proper 'tinker' in a bit), I managed to push the bike away a bit so my leg/body took the blow on the railings. He didn't actually hit me(an inch or two away though), just forced me out the way, off the road

Complete cunt though! Knocking someone off their bike, then fuckin accelaratin off then when I catch the cunt he locks his door, winds up his window and gives me abuse then speeds off again at the lights!

Glad you're OK, could have been worse but the bloke sounds like a complete twat. I wish you would go to the fuzz report it and chase it up, even say he knocked you off (he might have well) to make sure you get their attention and have something worth following up. It's the only way twats like the bloke driving will ever think twice again about how they're driving.