Shitty soup

Save the planet Oliver- you eating Clive's Lymph soup rather than something produced from farming means that you have, in a small way reduced your footprint on the world.

I'm shocked that you fail to see that by your own lights you are practically compelled to attend Clive's buttock draining with a portable gas burner, pan and spoon.

I take it that your irony indicates I've answered your 'quite genuine' question above?