Shitty soup

Ohhh errrr, a nerd! I only have one bath at home... and no real time machine for quantifying flurochromes. The boss won't buy the 'I need to work from home cause I can't transport my lunch without disaster striking excuse'.

do you have a hob? with 4 rings? 4 pans?
that's a functioning pcr machine right there.

as for RT-PCR, that might prove tricky.