North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

I might actually come to Norths this week.

This is a lie, he told me so at lunchtime. Whilst I was hitting on him.

Its a bit of a problem. Just think of the people we have lost on the way. MaxW, Benanza, P!mp. East never come up the hill any more, Pigfarmer has been absent for a while, Stringer only come up every now and again, Bad Matt had to more to Walthemsow. All because Noel made a pass at them. I only still go to Norths because I like it.

Don't worry Pink's your time will come, when I think you deserve my attention...

Don't have the interwebs at home yet so I'll see you lot up the hill later. Word to your mothers!