Attempted assault on Kingston Hill

I did just google it and found the case.

I would posit that a sticker does not change the integrity of the car in any way- it requires no special tools or process to remove such as would be the case with paint etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSmComf4lTQ

Want.

pour fish sauce down the air intake thingys. that would probably be nice.

ps sorry to hear about what happened. cnuts the lot of them

surely the police will be just as useless when investigating the word cunt written all over a car.
i hope this never happens to me but a d-lock swing to a car window, or (cunt) passengers arm would be fair, no?

hope you're not too shaken, i hate this kind of thing.

I have to say that I am with Skully on the whole us vs. them thing.

By all means let them know you are unhappy but let it be at least an attempt at a dialogue.

Of course in this case the bloke is clearly a tool so fuck 'im, but I'd still go for something that would cause him irritation/embarassment rather than any damage.

Covering his windscreen in a sheet of Vinyl with "I still wear nappies at night" written on it (with due reference to Tiswas and his knowledge of the law) is still easier to explain than pouring Dot 4 all over his bonnet.

In all seriousness, if you got his home address a series of notes would most likely freak him out. Just explain that when a car driver does something as fucking pathetic as what they did they should face the consequences of having a fucking registered number plate. Doh!

Dear Dickface,

*I know where you live. I know what car you drive and I will keep an eye on you. If it happens again I'll smash your fucking face through your fucking windscreen, you dumb cunt, *

*Yours, *

A. Cyclist.

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In all seriousness, if you got his home address a series of notes would most likely freak him out. Just explain that when a car driver does something as fucking pathetic as what they did they should face the consequences of having a fucking registered number plate. Doh!

Dear Dickface,

*I know where you live. I know what car you drive and I will keep an eye on you. If it happens again I'll smash your fucking face through your fucking windscreen, you dumb cunt, *

*Yours, *

A. Cyclist.

This perpetuates the cycle surely- the driver will take out his impotent rage on any and every cyclist he sees.

Better surely to mess with his head/shame him in a way that seems to come completely out of the blue, or is notably divorced from his aggression to cyclists.

On a personal note I am trying to stop shouting at cars.

Instead I get their address, wait for them to go out for the day and pebble dash their house.

You must need a lot of curries beforehand if you hope to cover the entire house.

Depends on the size of the house- the chap with the Audi won't have a very large house based on his choice of car.

hah, for some reason my op duplicated, deleted one and both went. I used to live in a very small county where something like this happened. guy was a bit of a dick, we found his car and modded it with some race weight reduction during the night, and took a few skateboards to it. for some reason he was nice to us all after... see, a happy ending

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aka "could not afford the V8"

This perpetuates the cycle surely- the driver will take out his impotent rage on any and every cyclist he sees.

Better surely to mess with his head/shame him in a way that seems to come completely out of the blue, or is notably divorced from his aggression to cyclists.

On a personal note I am trying to stop shouting at cars.

Instead I get their address, wait for them to go out for the day and pebble dash their house.

It would have the opposite effect on me. I'd be ashamed and freaked out if that note arrived (without the threat of rape/swear words). Just knowing that I could be tracked down would be enough to stop me driving like a prick.

Judging the driver by his behaviour so far I'd say that they would laugh and bin the note.

Let them try ignoring their front door being painted a strange metallic mauve every time they leave the house though.

do we have any coppers on the forum by the way ? might be interesting to get some inside scoop

Judging the driver by his behaviour so far I'd say that they would laugh and bin the note.

Let them try ignoring their front door being painted a strange metallic mauve every time they leave the house though.

Okay. I'll give you that.

do we have any coppers on the forum by the way ? might be interesting to get some inside scoop

Jeepers, I hope not; I just advocated the anal-rape torture of someone.

hmm, i like these threads. i'd love an action group meeting with above guys at an unchristian hour* and in black hoodies exchanging car reg numbers, addresses and ideas.

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*one would have to have alibis for the said time in case stuff comes back at one the official way.

There's no way I'd let this waste of skin get away with what he did.

He deserves everything that 'might happen' to him and his motor.

superglue in the lock

pour fish sauce down the air intake thingys. that would probably be nice.

Awesome. Ones in front of the windscreen are best, I've heard.

i think a note would be seriously freaky. like "i know you do drugs. one slip and i tell"

re damage:
where someone has to make any effort to deal with your actions, i.e clean, pull sticker off anything.... it can amount to damage.