Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Bloody hell, it's pedant central here tonight. Of course, what I meant was a positive amount of spacing, in contradistinction to zero or less.

You've made my day. I'm easily pleased. Keep up the good work :-).

Even they got it all wrong...!
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^^ the hi-pro is a riggidy-riggidy-reeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

spokes look like they're made from spatulas...

Don't think I have seen this here yet..

1) It's a Colnago
2) The forks are ugly too...

Don't think I have seen this here yet..

[Pic removed as it burns, it burns]

1) It's a Colnago
2) The forks are ugly too...

Owner needs to be raped by a Gibbon and beaten to death with a piece of knotted rope.

Dibs

Dibs

I'm sorry, all our Gibbons are currently busy raping other clients. Press 1 if you would instead like to be wanked off by a Kimodo Dragon, or stay connected to be brutally arse-reamed by a gang of stoats on PCP.

Please note. If you are ginger then we will be unable to assist, as it will be impossible for any of our starfish marauders to raise a boner.

For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of Gorgeous Baby Blue™ paint.

I'm sorry, all our Gibbons are currently busy raping other clients. Press 1 if you would instead like to be wanked off by a Kimodo Dragon, or stay connected to be brutally arse-reamed by a gang of stoats on PCP.

Please note. If you are ginger then we will be unable to assist, as it will be impossible for any of our starfish marauders to raise a boner.

ahahahaha!

For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of *Gorgeous Baby Blue*™ paint.

Oh, it's just a little bit of fun :-)

For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of Gorgeous Baby Blue™ paint.

Is your primary function to rip into everyone else's shit? Seems that all you want to do is prove you superior taste and wealth of knowledge... just a thought ;)

EDIT: Jesus, I'm a grumpy bitch tonight... ignore the above by all means!

Is your primary function to rip into everyone else's shit? Seems that all you want to do is prove you superior taste and wealth of knowledge... just a thought ;)

Maybe more of a critic than an artist?

Porn or not? putting it here for now;

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i really can not decide with this one, mabye get rid of the front wheel...

i really can not decide with this one, mabye get rid of the front wheel...

But then you'd have to lose the matching rear wheel, surely? And what would you put in their place? I'm not usually a fan of white wheels, but I think they look good with the Gorgeous Baby Blue™ frame.

Maybe more of a critic than an artist?

You've lost me...?

i really can not decide with this one, mabye get rid of the front wheel...

really short stem?

i know i am not one to talk but i don't have a bike that* looks like that.*

Is your primary function to rip into everyone else's shit? Seems that all you want to do is prove you superior taste and wealth of knowledge... just a thought ;)

EDIT: Jesus, I'm a grumpy bitch tonight... ignore the above by all means!

hello Ed, how you doing mate?

For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of *Gorgeous Baby Blue*™ paint.

The lug lining looks really good, at least.

For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of *Gorgeous Baby Blue*™ paint.

Lugs detailed like that on the steering head with the green, blue and yellow doesn't go with the colour bits (which I like) on the top tube and seat tube. If it had no detailing on the steering head, I would adore it. I don't like the brand name/logo on the down tube, just ruins it.

nice work!

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For so many reasons. The only decent thing about it is the small area of *Gorgeous Baby Blue*™ paint.

check the bars on this. they're cut off therefore it is nigh on impossible to brake? why would you do this?

Nice woodshed though. Open sides to ensure proper air circulation, helping to dry the wood to a moisture content of less than 21% which will ensure more efficient burning with a greater heat output and less volatile organic compounds escaping up the flue, which can condense on the way up and stick to the flue lining, leading to chimney fires.

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

check the bars on this. they're cut off therefore it is nigh on impossible to brake?

If he'd wanted decent braking, he wouldn't have put Deltas on it. £30 Tektro Dual Pivots are functionally superior.