Ensure one’s jersey is fastened to the top and shall be perfectly aligned so all title sponsors are clearly visible.
2 One shall take a quick look behind prior to victory to gloat at the peloton’s futile second place sprint.
One shall prepare far in advance (preferably in front of mirror) for thee victory salute that shall be unleashed. One shall look 100% confident that this has been done thousand times before.
One shall cloak all signs of fatigue at any cost. A war-cry of aggression is acceptable emotion to be displayed.
One shall hold the victory salute for minimum of 20 seconds and heed placing hands on bars until soigneur approaches with towel and waterbottle directly before post-race interview.
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That's for the bad guys. Cadel is one of the good guys.
That's for the bad guys. Cadel is one of the good guys.