Is riding fixed the best for pissed cycling?

That's gotta be it, every time I ride home from the pub I feel (sort of) stable and sober, but as soon I get to the front door of my house I'm a wasted mess and alot drunker than I was upon leaving the pub...

I'm guessing the increased heart rate adds to it by getting all the alcohol fully circulating and maybe increased alcohol absorbtion due to increased metabolic rate...?