Is riding fixed the best for pissed cycling?

It's the fresh air. Don't you feel more mashed up then usual after arrival? It's strange how you feel almost sober while riding, but collapse when stationary:-)

That's gotta be it, every time I ride home from the pub I feel (sort of) stable and sober, but as soon I get to the front door of my house I'm a wasted mess and alot drunker than I was upon leaving the pub...