Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

What the fuck is this?
It aint porn, coz i certainly couldnt wank off to it.
It aint art coz, well, it's shit.
It aint using sex to sell something coz theres no brands being displayed.
I really doubt it's real life coz you dont ride bmx in the woods naked normally.
I love how the token dark chick has been papped in the middle and slightly behind the rest, surprised she wasnt given the crappy shopper bike as well.

it's actually just one of my holiday snaps from "ridin dirty in the forests of Switzerland" That forest really was full of dirty mud so the girls didn't want to get their clothes ruined.
They also had pain in the knees so I gave them knee pads inappropriate joke goes here like any gentleman would.
I never noticed any nudity because that black line kept on getting in my way. All my snaps were effectively ruined when I saw them come back from the developers.