Epic fail

life is just a chain of desires when you slip into (careful now) these revolutionary hot pants - with their ever so daring accent provocatuer. just unveiled by famous radical designer eldridge cleaver of paris they're bad, they're mad, they're up front (but never out of sight)..... and of course they're for men only....real men....the three fixted variety. there is no mistaking they are mens pants" says m cleaver (seen her modeling a high waisted two-tone pair of cleavers with zipper and matching appurience(cant make out the word) "the pants that men wear now will be looked upon as girls pants after my models are sold" so far eldridge admits none have been, either wholesale or retail but he's busy working on that right now in his latin quarter office. he's also working on some new designs including a red and white striped appurience(cant make out the word) for the us bicentennial.
Up your revolution! and dont forget.....heavy on the starch'

oh and dancing james , dov, balki, charco, dammit and gormley,,,, don't even start, he looks more like cornelius :-)

sorry if i missed something.

it's a black man with a 'tache

like hipsters you all look the same

sorry if I missed something