I got woken up the other night

"Chris Rea, he lives in the area. I could have invited him over. Alright Chris. Hello Alan, didn't know you'd moved in? I'm having a barbeque would you like to come over? I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar? I'd rather you didn't it's not that kind of affair. Do you like mini kievs? I love 'em, but my wife's vegetarian. It doesn't matter she can have fish. No she won't eat that either...OH FORGET IT THEN

C'mon Lynn these people are starting to annoy me"

A good'un!! ^