Singlespeed with one brake...

OK cool.

Thats pretty much what I thought....

...taking the front brake off my geared bike as we speak - just really want to get that zen-like feeling everyone else has... knew it was just a marketing scam anyway.

Hopefully it will make me into a better rider... watching which way cars are indicating, looking at their brakelights...etc...etc...

Thanks guys!

This makes no sense.
As you were.