Spotted...

I saw gilbert and george today in brick lane.

Correction; i performed an evasive manoeuvre to avoid hitting gilbert and george as they stepped out into the road without looking.

Surreal. Well not so much seeing gilbert and george (they're always around brick lane), as nearly knocking them over.

They eat in the same Turkish gaff me and the missus go too. Always at the same time apparently as well. Love a good bit of awkward eye contact action me like.