TrixieDix..?

Own a track bike, own many of plaid shirt, live opposite Tesco on Shoreditch High Street, asian girlfriend - fucking hipster rubbish white man! ahhhhhh!

Just need a job in graphics or illustration, yeah illustrator, that'll do it.

Am I missing anything else?
ha ha, there's no need, i think you've covered all bases by being a photographer :) i'll see you later