Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Why the fucking fuckety fuck fuck?

A wonderfully constructed response sir!

Why the fucking fuckety fuck fuck?

Thanks for the repost.

A wonderfully constructed repost sir!

Fixed...

Don't you start 'fixing' my words young man or I'll be telling your parents!

Oh and yes REPOST!

Thanks for the repost.

Err ... if you check back, you'll find that NOWHERE on this forum have I EVER claimed not to be a total fucking cock.

I wanna be your best mate already

Why the fucking fuckety fuck fuck?

I think it's a worthy repost- perhaps the most gruesome puppy crucifixion on these pages.

I think its a lobly (facepalm) aero shorty bar
pours another shot of wray and nephew

Err ... if you check back, you'll find that NOWHERE on this forum have I EVER claimed not to be a total fucking cock.

What are you rambling on about?

I don´t get this bike, apart from the retarded choice of components, the clearances look out of place

looks like the guy sticked on some 700c forks on a Lopro.

looks like a tent.

Why the fucking fuckety fuck fuck?

That's buchery :-(

cries a little

Again, don´t get this, either the owner shits money, or my eyes deceive me, or the world is totaly fucked... (and yes those are oury´s on drops to run the tarck)

apart from the ourys I don't understand why it's anti?

...that´s my question, it seems the (conversion) frame has had installed links on TT and DT!!<don´t get the point of that^

I didn't see it was a conversion. If he shat money he could've bought himself a nice track frame, but I wonder how much it cost to do that to his frame?
I understand your confusion now.

I don´t get this bike, apart from the retarded choice of components, the clearances look out of place

looks like the guy sticked on some 700c forks on a Lopro.

Looks like good polo geometry... Similar to a proper grasscourt polo bike with the saddle back so far...

http://velospace.org/files/l_6600825ea15482eec166df231cf54285.jpg

Am I a bad person for loving that bike?

yes erik.

Mmm... thought so, you know how purple gets me all worked up though!

Surprised I can't find my bike in this thread actually, it's seriously pengy at the moment!

I have a strange premonition a baby blue raleigh will appear here soon.

I have a strange premonition a baby blue raleigh will appear here soon.

He's been fully flamed, I didn't have th heart to do it, but I'm sure you're right! Just a matter of time.

Hah!! Cheers Duncan, not even I can deny the peng of that thing!

Going to change the wheels, H+ on the front, V on the back (Both silver)...

Saddle is getting mangled (Stay posted although I reckon Skully's going to beat me to it) ...

Needs a new crankset/ pedals/ straps, no more blue chain...

Kashimax frame protector (Or possibly Moschino scarf but it may be a bit overtly camp...

Slightly wider bars + drops pending application...

She'll be fine then ;]

(It's actually just going to be the frame+fork, stem and saddle staying the same so basically I'm just going to get a less pengy bike)